1.     You routinely replace the reply, ˜Good. How are you?™ with ˜You have no idea!™

2.     You justify the pounding in your chest as a cardiovascular exercise.

3.     Annual doctor visits become monthly.

4.     Sitting in the bathroom counts as downtime.

5.     Getting drive-through while running errands equals a balanced meal.

6.     You™ve perfected the 'cortisol high' in lieu of an adrenaline high. 

7.     A commercial for a greeting card makes you cry.

8.     You just drove to work/store/pharmacy and don™t remember driving.

9.     You set a date to have some fun, and then postpone it.

10.   Even your dog sighs when you walk by.